Food For Thought

If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?

What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?

"its always in the last place that you look." OF COURSE IT IS, U ARENT GONNA FIND IT, THEN KEEP LOOKIN ARE YOU!!!!

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came, would I be standing here, dumbass?!!

How come you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?

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Idiots on computers

Some people are just so stupid with computers, it makes you wonder why they even bother buying one in the first place!! A Dell customer called the Dell helpline to say he couldn't get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key. Elsewhere, another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up a tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually. And he wondered why the keyboard didnt work. Well, what can I say, except what a complete wally!! Of course it wont work!! DUH electronics and water dont tend to compliment each other terribly well!!

Linkin Park - Faint

A great song by linkin park. loving this one!

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Red Hot Chilli Peppers - Zepher Song

A great song by the red hot chilli peppers!!

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The Offspring - Hit That

This is a great song.........i love it!!

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Greenday - Walking Contradiction

Insane video for this song........... its a great song too!!

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In My Place - Coldplay

Good old coldplay.............this is a great song!!

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This is my track of the day......it is called "Welcome to my Life" by Simple Plan. I love this song........its great!!

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Simple Plan - Shut Up

This is a great song.........loving this!!

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